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12:38

And That's Why They're Teachers...

Posted by Vindico |

  • Somebody has been beaten with the idiot stick again! Demonstrating to the rest of the world why 'those who can't, teach", some stupid woman thinks the way to stop violence is to shut down sites like youtube. Silly cow. Obviously 'shit-for-brains' hasn't a clue how the internet works or the faintest idea about liberty.
  • In other teacher related news a primary school teacher has ruined Harry Potter for her pupils after she gave away the ending during assembly. How stupid can you get? Perhaps more worrying is the fact that the reading was criticised by the National Confederation of Parent Teacher Associations - Who the fiddlesticks is the NCPTA? Yet another pointless organisation that needs to be resigned to the dustbin!!
  • And in yet another example of intellectual incapacitation the Professional Association of Teachers, at its annual conference, is seeking an inquiry into safety concerns surrounding Wi-Fi networks in schools. You just leave the techie stuff to us lot who understand it please. It is perfectly safe. Want to worry? Take a look at your mobile phone. The fact that most kids have mobiles and will receive more radiation from them than from any Wi-Fi network obviously escapes the narrow minds of these teachers.
  • And finally the Professional Association of Teachers has accused the government of discriminating against the middle classes and 'social engineering' in the university application process. The government says it "makes no apologies" for giving poorer children more chances to succeed. At least here the retards are the politicians, which we all expect anyway, but still.

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