Curious Snippets

News reports that scientists have grown a functioning human sperm in a lab have raised deep philosophical questions.

For instance, why is this necessary when the country is full to the brim with wankers? We could employ ex-politicians to sire children, in the knowledge that their genetics will create very socially mobile offspring. Gordon Brown, for example, posseses no identifiable merit or intellect, and yet has risen to the highest office in the land. He 'wanks higher than anybody in Wome', so to speak.

Just a thought.