My morning has just been ruined due to my remembering a very annoying thing yesterday.
I was listening to some news programme, and they were talking about teenage pregnancy rates. Some do-gooder being interviewed said something about us having to help 'people at risk of teenage pregnancy'!!! The words used which i distinctly remember were "at risk".
I'm sorry, it is not a disease. You cannot be "at risk" of pregnancy unless you are the Virgin Mary*. I suggest that we immediate solve this problem by telling all "at risk" girls to KEEP THEIR FUCKING LEGS TOGETHER!
*And what a load of crock that is! Worst excuse ever, and the gullible husband fell for it.
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Boney M's *"Mary's Boy Child"*, a semi-tone up at 2 minutes 42 seconds,
right after the bit where the skinny Jamaican dancer demonstrates his very
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1 comments:
"I'm sorry, it is not a disease"
Tell that to the US Center for Disease Control (CDC)...
http://aljahom.wordpress.com/2009/06/14/the-breeding-disease/
AJ
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